William is out of luck and soon to be divorced. Thus, he attempts to escape his troubles by leaving America with his two young daughters to spend a month in the UK where he expects to find a calm tea drinking place where he thinks everyone speak his language. What he finds, however, are dangerous roundabout, Buddhists women, wizards, drunk elves, 100 women in wedding dresses, pagans obsessed with rock circles, a strange language called English and some very expensive coffee...