We watch movies chosen for us by the mystic powers of the cosmos—call it Fate, Karma, The Space Crane Claw, The Force, The Tao, The Eye of Sauron, God as Nature, The Creepy Eye on the Back of a One Dollar Bill, The Power of Grayskull...

We call it the Retro Movie Machine--the Almighty Randomizer. Chooser of Movies, Breaker of Chains. The only reason anyone has ever seen Beware! The Blob on purpose.

We also watch new movies.